I feel this is an appropriate reaction
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
New York Times bestselling author John Green
it’s a metaphor, you see
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
when you realize we all turned into squidward
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just