i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

ryuuspooky officialstripper gothcat23


i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

ven0moth arewetumbling


if I had two dogs and trained them both in how to run the dishwasher would they take turns doing it or would I have to train them in how to take turns as well

officialunitedstates alecstasy

Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut
theonion alecstasy
banginghoranbang wild-punks



What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

meatbicyclevevo dulect


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

tinymaw slydig
backtothecool typicalvalleygirl

more here! ^-^
princesscanana walkthelonelyroad

bedforddanes75: I never ever thought I would have a platinum selling album OR post a vaguely emotional caption on Instagram but here’s both. Crazy. Love you all xxx
june1stthe1975 walkthelonelyroad
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.




being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE


It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen


ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

lucifurby neatpotatoes
nocontender callipygiannnnn